Here at Walmart, we're looking to supply all of your Christmas needs.
You want to warm your feet with the insides of a reindeer or a snow monster [which seems somehow inappropriate]?
We've got that.
You looking for a gangster puppy dog doll?
For some, ungodly reason... we've got that.
If you're looking to start a holly, jolly gang? We can help you out with that too. For some reason that I cannot really fathom other than that hypothesis.. we are selling Christmas bandannas this year. And they come in three different styles. Possibly so that a city can have up to three competing gangs (a more seasonally appropriate version of The Warriors )
I have a bunch of funny words I could say about these, but I think I'll go back in and add them later. Feeling a little sleepy.
ONLY
21 days
til
CHRISTMAS
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